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    An Old Farmers Advice

    I came across this and thought it worth a share...



    An Old Farmers Advice



    * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.



    * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.



    * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.



    * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.



    * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.



    * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.



    * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.



    * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.



    * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.



    * You cannot unsay a cruel word.



    * Every path has a few puddles.



    * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.



    * The best sermons are lived, not preached.



    * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.



    * Don't judge folks by their relatives.



    * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.



    * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.



    * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.



    * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.



    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.



    * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.



    * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.



    * Always drink upstream from the herd.



    * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.



    * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.



    * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.



    * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    RIP, brother. We are diminshed.
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    'A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor'. so are Hornets!

    never truer words have been spoken!
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    * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

    Hey, this is in my profile! I like it!
    Don't wrestle with pigs; you'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it!

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    Do you have a robot?
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    Careful Wille you will get tagged.....
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    So if it is predictable and preventable then you better prepare.

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    plenty of extra room "down his pants"
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    "Wollars with pigs", I see his tag now... MAKE IT SO!
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    Don't wrestle with pigs; you'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it!

    Mine was similar, but different meaning!
    Don't wrestle with pigs; you'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it!

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    Personally.... I think you like it more than the pigs...

    lol
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    I've been known too. But that was back when I was full of piss and vinegar and young and dumb!!
    Don't wrestle with pigs; you'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it!

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    Yeah, but we've all grown up a bit since yesterday...
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    finally pooped
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    and if we haven't grown up then certainly a bit out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunfixr View Post
    Welcome to the internet.
    One of us types in our heart and soul, and then puts it up for the world.
    Then, the rest get to interpret it.
    It is literal, or figurative?
    Sad, or happy?
    Angry, or calm?
    Just black and white words on a screen.
    Not like a conversation in person, with facial expressions, body language, tone of voice.

    Still, we here pretty much slide along without issues.
    Imagine how well we could get along in person.

    Or, we would just think each other is a bunch of assholes

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