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    stark assed naked and butt to nut with no issues
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    Been a hell of a ride, but im still hanging in there.

    So, its been brought to my attention that I havent been around as much lately, so I thought I would drop in and say hello and update folks with the latest and greatest.

    1- 40 some odd days left and Sandi will be done and graduated and homeward bound, cannot wait!

    2- Picked her up last weekend to bring her home for the weekend to catch a Welcome Home From Overseas Party for one of my best friends, I ended up hitting a deer at 75 mph at 2:00 am, wife, myself, a friend, and all three kids in the minivan with us. No injuries, but totaled the van. Insurance is taking care of us, but sucks having to replace the vehicle again.

    3- Had a bit of medical issue with meds im taking, got it straightened out hopefully.

    4- finally got the laptop fixed from where the son had jumped on it and shattered the screen. Did a DIY screen replacement, was a lot simpler than I thought it would be.

    5- Power went out the day after our friends welcome home party in the entire town, apparently a squirrel smoked a major transformer in a particularly important junction. I smiled when I heard the news, since I didnt need to do anything. So I decided to go out on the town and see how folks were reacting. WalMart was shut down, as was all the grocery stores. However other small mom/pop stores were open. Gas station near us was open, but on a cash/check basis. Saw lots of ice, and interestingly enough, charcoal being sold. Apparently most folks decided to bbq since there was no way electric ranges were working.

    6- Did a radio interview in regards to prepping, gave the forum here a plug on it, not sure when the interview will air, but will be given a heads up when it does.

    And finally...


    7- Got into it with a neighbor lady, unbeknownst to me, apparently our GSD had gotten out and pooped in her yard. Made her mad enough to stop and confront our babysitter in the middle of the street while she was driving away. Then she came over to my house, onto our wraparound porch up to the gate and started screaming at my kids. They ran into the house yelling for me, and of course I come out wondering Wha-Da-Fuq is going on. this lady (Im using this term loosely) proceeds to to yell and scream at me and tries to enter via the gate on the side of the porch, as I stop her, she then threatens to shoot my dog, then threatens to shoot my kids, then threatens to shoot me. Of course I had a pistol on me at the time, and fortunately enough for me, as soon as she started yelling, I had hit 911 on my phone, so was holding my phone while connected to 911 dispatch. So when she threatened to shoot me, I proceeded to order her off of the porch and off of the property. As she kept attempting to enter my gate (its only 4 foot tall) I finally told her, to leave, or I would consider her a threat to myself and my family and would defend myself accordingly. She started screaming "what.... you got a gun?!?!? Ive got a gun and I will shoot all of you, including your fucking dog!!!" So at that point, I pulled my CCW out and held it at low ready and ordered her to put her hands up and drop to her knees. She saw I had a gun and ran screaming from the porch saying she was going to call the police because I pointed a gun at her. Right about now, the sheriffs deputy comes over the hill lights flashing and pulls up to her running down the road. He came up behind her, so she didnt see him coming. Shes goes racing up to him screaming that a crazy man pointed a gun at her and the deputy needs to arrest him. Well, imagine her surprise when he puts her at gunpoint and proned her out on the ground in front of the car. She denied ever saying anything, however after some probing by the deputy, he explained to her that everything was recorded at 911 dispatch and he listened to it as he was responding. Needless to say, she ended up coming clean and admitting to everything. Deputy asked me what I wanted to do... well, what I wanted to do was put her ass in jail after a long beating with a firehose. But after its all said and done, I will still have to live with her being my neighbor....So I asked the deputy if he could have a very extremely harsh talk with her and her husband to which he did. Well, since then, shes taken her fight to calling the county animal control anonymously making continual complaints about the dogs, which I have to deal with. The Animal Control ended up talking to the deputy and he straightened them out about the issue so they actually know who is making the complaints now.

    Yea, its been an interesting past few months.

    So how have all of you been?
    RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
    Its fine to have one,
    Its fine to be proud of it,
    But please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around,
    And PLEASE dont try to force it down my children's throats.

    An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

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    Wants to know if that is a nut tool for a fire hydrant nozzle


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    Sorry to hear man. Neighbors can really make life hard to enjoy.

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    Good call on putting them on speakerphone. I don't think I would have been as calm in that situation.

    How long did the power outage last?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunfixr View Post
    Welcome to the internet.
    One of us types in our heart and soul, and then puts it up for the world.
    Then, the rest get to interpret it.
    It is literal, or figurative?
    Sad, or happy?
    Angry, or calm?
    Just black and white words on a screen.
    Not like a conversation in person, with facial expressions, body language, tone of voice.

    Still, we here pretty much slide along without issues.
    Imagine how well we could get along in person.

    Or, we would just think each other is a bunch of assholes

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    Wants you to "look at what he's holding tonight".


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    Neighbors are the reason I moved out in the country. Had a bad neighbor where I used to live, and now no neighbors for miles. Love it.
    "When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes DUTY!" - Thomas Jefferson

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    For the Love of Cats


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    Awe man.... some people get to have all the fun!

    lol. glad you're managing Stormy, miss ya!
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    1 - 40 days you can do standing on your country head .

    2 - Glad everyone is okay after hitting the deer. Needless to say at 75 m.p.h. any thought of eating said deer is pretty much gone.

    3 - Keep an eye on those meds. I know personally how they can mess you up.

    4 - Scoping out the sheep during outage is good recon for future use. Especially if you notice people you know and how they're re acting and what they're buying.

    5 - You have to post interview on site for us to listen to if you can .

    6- Well now you know all you need to know of your neighbor. Couldn't engage in civil conversation as to problem. Came out with attitude blazing which means she lets her alligator mouth try cashing a check her paper tiger ass can't cover.
    Then threatens to shoot everyone until she sees your handgun and then turns into a screaming bitch victim.
    Then cell phone trick was the Coup De Gras for her ass when lying to sheriff .

    In the end though you found your 1st. recruits for cannon fodder when the time comes. Boy did you get lucky on that one Stormy. I'm sure you'll have something cool planned for those pieces of wasted human flesh.

    Oh ; Be sure to tell your Bro. Welcome Home from an old airborne boot.
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    I'll most likely shit myself



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    Too bad people have to deal with shit like that. Great call on 911.
    Glad all your other stuff is working out. Good to hear from you.

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    Eagle pretty much beat me to the punch, there.

    WM is very power-dependent. The ones out here should take a page from the casinos by installing their own gensets. They have not. Idiots.

    As to laptop repair... used to be, tower builders such as myself were much intimidated with laptops and had concluded that you would need a "clean room" and special tools for em. Was me, I would, if the option were affordable, have one or two spare screens stored away. I have an old Aspire that I am using "docking station" style. External screen, external speakers, ext. mouse and keybd. A largish thumbdrive for external storage.

    Was the weather out there, at the time of the power hit, suitable for BBQ and grilling? Or was there a blip of CO poisonings by people trying to use charcoal indoors with no venting?

    I'm hoping Mme. Bigmouth's other half is a whole lot more reasonable than she is. It's troubling having to watch your six all the time, owing to dumbass threats. You don't dare ignore, though; if she was dumb enough to not notice your 1911 or an active cell, and continued on her raving regardless, and THEN tried to BS a cop, and is now doing this secret-squirrel Animal Control rubbish...

    Grudges are one thing, but I would always be mindful, with any other contact with her, that she did threaten you, your kids, your animals, and has no respect for property.

    A dog taking a dump being the cause for all this is WAY WAY WAY outaline.

    Such a one as her will be one of the loudest screamers for help WSHTF.

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    I'll most likely shit myself



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    After giving this a little more thought, maybe a restraining order against her may be in order. Put her ass on notice.

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    Do NOT mess with him while he's pumping gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bacpacker View Post
    After giving this a little more thought, maybe a restraining order against her may be in order. Put her ass on notice.
    Yep, AND... Aren't people under restraining orders prohibited from firearm possession? Kill 2 birds with one stone if you ask me.
    Common sense is so rare these days, it should be re-classified as a super power.

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