Was hoping to leave this world in some sort of peaceful departure. But then again what fun would that be. When the time is right I'll have to get this old boy some hogs as force multipliers. Get rag heads grouped up and wounded with the help of some bouncing bettys ; knee deep punji pits with other surprise packages and let my pets feast. Nothing like free food for my little pretties. That is of course after we relieve them of their armaments.
I'm probably gonna need that hover board Stormy was talking about. Hope he can hook me up. By the way how many gears does a hover board have ? Or does it have some other kind of speed control. Old feeble minds need to know.
Oh maybe some kind of gas agent to render them immobile a little bit. Don't want my pets working up such a sweat that they're too tired to enjoy the free meal. Also a nice 10' x 12' steel cage so they can go 1 on 1 in unarmed combat.
Just Sayin'
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