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    Dg, click on her Staffmeup link. But I am pretty sure that she has at least 30 more teeth than your prerequisite. I'm not sure if that is good or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Domeguy View Post
    Hmmmm...well, team Dome is looking for a new replacement for the newly vacated and highly coveted position of Mrs. Dome. My dome could be described as my survival shelter...just one that has 3300 sq ft with granite countertops, tile throughout, solid oak doors, and lavishly decorated interior. Ah, shit...who am I trying to kid...its a dump. I guess it's to much to ask if she has purdy teeth.
    Hmmmmm
    Just an idea here Dome. I was thinking that maybe you could bait a very young female bear and raise her up proper. You know teach her to bathe in the pond or whatever you have available. Maybe a nice daily hot tub routine with a nice cold drink.
    If you can work your ju ju on her you'll have a big time hunting partner who can bring Big daddy home the bacon as they say ; perfect home protection and alarm system ; she can keep you warm on those cold nights. Plus she has really good teeth as well.

    The possibilities are endless. You could end up the head of the bear clan and become a legend in the Great state of Tennessee and the known world. I believe a man of your talent and let's not forget that head size packing all of that brain power could pull this off. Just imagine taking a walk through the woods with sweet momma bear knowing you own the woods cause she's kick ass protective of her man.

    She's low maintenance :
    No dentist worries
    No hair stylist
    No manicurist
    Doesn't need silverware to eat
    No shopping sprees
    Knows the best cave location in case you 2 want to go camping
    Won't babble needlessly
    Outdoors is her latrine
    Toilet paper usage is cut in half

    I could go on but you get my drift. You should post some pictures in the woods maybe to draw her out and charm her with your wits and other worldly looks. I have total faith in you big guy ; you can do this.

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    I like that!

    If you venture North, you can grab yourself a Polar bear and enjoy the additional cost savings of not having to buy a white wedding dress.
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    You know, at first I liked where this was going...good thoughts of my fellow ants trying to help me out. Then I remembered something about my giant head and being eaten by a group of nomadic bears. Now you guys wouldn't be trying to get rid of me would you?

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    Heaven forbid why would you think that?????????
    If it is predictable then it is preventable....... Gordon Graham

    So if it is predictable and preventable then you better prepare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domeguy View Post
    You know, at first I liked where this was going...good thoughts of my fellow ants trying to help me out. Then I remembered something about my giant head and being eaten by a group of nomadic bears. Now you guys wouldn't be trying to get rid of me would you?
    A group of bears is called a sloth, or a sleuth...

    Oh, and no... we would never dream of that..........

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    Hi ElevenBravo

    Quote Originally Posted by ElevenBravo View Post
    Roger that salger, not a problem. Forums tend to attract the "questionable" while trying to look "official", SF's vouch is sufficient for me.

    Were not the typical "paranoid" type, but rather the better educated type here, I think is what Im trying to communicate.

    If your looking for the types that were starred in series that had a name similar to "Doomsday 'something or another'", I do not think your going to find it here... Most of us are "normal" folks working a job with families and level heads... yeah, boring.

    We are a mix of preppers and survivalist, some a little of both.. but were grey folks that blend in with "civilization". However, we will be prepared for emergencies, problems or mayben even a million screaming (insert the country of your choice) soldier rushing the border. HA HA!

    Im not a Bear Grylls (mostly because I refuse to drink my own urine) but I do fancy I have some woods skills that would keep me alive long enough to be found.

    Ive been here for a while, there are a few truly active members... and I *think* Ive represented just about all of us to one degree or another. Many here have military backgrounds, some dont... and no one cares... Its more about the level headed exchange of information and having a common core group to talk to (since most co-workers and family so live in the moment we are 'weird' to them).

    Thats all I can think of, Im flattered you posted here... best I can do is take my Flip camera on a camping trip and then a shooting range...

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    Hi ElevenBravo!

    Thank you for responding! I am glad you were able to find me!

    This show is not going to be related to 'Doomsday Preppers' in any way. The goal for this show is to find relatable families that are prepared for the unthinkable or 'SHTF' situation. Not the people who have million-dollar bunkers or those who are unrealistically over the top stereotype. We want to show the truth and help educate the audience on what it really takes to be prepared in the event of a catastrophe where one would have to 'bug in' for a temporary amount of time to survive.

    Please feel free to call or email me if you have any questions or for more info.

    My email is salger@pilgrimstudios.com
    Office line is 818-853-0229

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    Thanks for clarifying the premise of the show you are planning for everyone. "Doomsday Preppers", was pure entertainment, and cast preppers in a bad light. Most "bug in", or shelter in place scenarios will be relatively short term, less then 30 days. Should be interesting to see what you do with this, and how it is embraced by the general public.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stg1swret View Post
    Thanks for clarifying the premise of the show you are planning for everyone. "Doomsday Preppers", was pure entertainment, and cast preppers in a bad light. Most "bug in", or shelter in place scenarios will be relatively short term, less then 30 days. Should be interesting to see what you do with this, and how it is embraced by the general public.
    I was talking to Blair about this, and relaying how in many instances, the issue that he is going to run into, is that anyone who has a bunker, and is a serious prepper, is that they will be concerned with OpSec in regards to location. A secret spot is only secret if nobody knows about it, lol! As Im sure many of you here would agree. The realistic issue that the studio is going to have, is the guy who wants his 15 minutes of fame, and is willing to divulge the location of his bunker/hidey-hole/BOL. Then it starts moving back into Doomsday Prepper mode and becomes a laughable content show that the rest of us sit here and shake our heads at, and think to ourselves..
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    RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
    Its fine to have one,
    Its fine to be proud of it,
    But please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around,
    And PLEASE dont try to force it down my children's throats.

    An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

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    Don't much have a use for the Hell's Angels but they used to have a saying which is truce, "Three can keep a secret if two are dead". Op Sec is important because a lapse can lead to you being one of the two.......
    If it is predictable then it is preventable....... Gordon Graham

    So if it is predictable and preventable then you better prepare.

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