I kill head of beef ; 1 hog ; chickens galore and various other critters just so Domey can have the vegan food they're stealing from him. My family suffers through it so Domey may prosper.
Run Low Drive On
I kill head of beef ; 1 hog ; chickens galore and various other critters just so Domey can have the vegan food they're stealing from him. My family suffers through it so Domey may prosper.
Run Low Drive On
Hey guys, I’ll tell you a little secret, but you gotta keep it close, and don’t tell Katrina or River Rat, or my ass will be in a sling. I promised them both I would take it easy. But the missus went out and bought herself a ZTR mower a few weeks ago. I’ve never been on one before, and we have a long driveway, and there are ditches on each side and, well, we will pull the mower out of the ditch tomorrow with the truck, and I got to walk about 300’ up the driveway with my cane. So, remember, keep this hush hush, on a need to know basis kind of thing.
"Teach the children quietly
For someday sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still"
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
You okay? Man, ya just hadda try it out didn't ya? hope you didn't pull or break anything. Take a couple of pain pills and Stay off the leg for a couple of days, if you can (bathroom privileges only lol).
Ok, who told on me.
"Teach the children quietly
For someday sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still"
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Word has it that one of your cats is leaking classified information .
We better have Sniper interrogate them .
Last edited by eagle326; 08-11-2019 at 12:29 AM.
Too late Miss Chloe got the scoop the other day and reported in to me. LOL
Ive put mylife into Brothers paws many times. A more trusted ally you could never find. Harry is usually to stoned on catnip to know what’s going on around him...but I knew Lucy couldn’t be trusted...scratch her behind her ear and she will tell you everything.
"Teach the children quietly
For someday sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still"
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I just received the bill today for my hospital stay. This only covers the hospital, no doctors bills. For 3 days is their establishment, along with their gourmet food, and rental of their OR and recovery room for 3 hours, the bill came to $153,874.26. Thank goodness for Obamacare.
"Teach the children quietly
For someday sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still"
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Did that count for all them purty nurses you were chasin around the hosiptal as well
Yes, and I will be seeing them real soon. I brought home my first AR-15 today, and no, I didn’t shoot myself. But stay tuned as that’s a real possibility. I will see them again in 3 weeks when I get a total rt. hip replacement. And for those of you playing along at home, give yourself 10 points if you buzzed in with (I thought he just had a total left knee replacement less than 3 months ago.)
I’ve been having bad hip pain for years thinking it was Bursitis, but instead it’s now bone on bone...oh well!
"Teach the children quietly
For someday sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still"
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
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