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    Hello everyone,

    Its nice to see you all, Happy New Years to you!
    The future belongs to those who prepare for it.
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

    The only time one should “fight fair” is when one is engaged in play.

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    I'll most likely shit myself



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    Quote Originally Posted by Metrocruiser View Post
    Hello everyone,

    Its nice to see you all, Happy New Years to you!

    Hey Metro! Long time no talk to!

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    For the Love of Cats


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    Hey Metro!

    Long time no see!
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domeguy View Post
    Dear 2019,
    I would personally like to take this time to tell you as a year...you suck.
    May you rot in the pits of whatever you years rot in.
    I hope we never meet, because I will punch you in the balls.
    I bet your mother never liked you either.
    Long live 2020...you have got to be better than that sucky 2019
    Ok...2020...we need to talk. You know what kind of relationship 2019 and I had.
    When we first met, you said you would take care of me, cherish me, even to love me.
    You promised to keep me far out of harms way, to keep me safe.
    But you lied to me. You hurt my feelings, literally.
    You couldn’t even wait one week, seven measly days, before you took me into your arms and crushed my dreams of a good year.
    You fiendishly waited until the rain had soaked the porch, catching me off guard, and hurling me off the steps, only to leave me lying in a muddy lump of pain.
    So 2020, in less than a week, you broke my foot and damaged the knee 2019 got. So, you have me down, but not out for another 3 months. Why should you care I haven’t been able to walk, jump, happily skip and frolic in the sun, or pleasure my wife for the last 9 months, with another 3 to go.
    2020, you are just like 2019, Hitler, Pelosi, and Stalin. May you rot in the calendar you have chosen to hide in.
    "Teach the children quietly
    For someday sons and daughters
    Will rise up and fight while we stood still"

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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    I'll most likely shit myself



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    Damn DG, you ain't been able to buy a break. Hate to hear about the foot and knee. Hope you get everything healed up quickly. Prayers going up for ya buddy.

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    Donegal 2.0 wants to keep me incapsulated in bubble wrap from head to toe, but truthfully, I prefer leather chaps.
    "Teach the children quietly
    For someday sons and daughters
    Will rise up and fight while we stood still"

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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    Bacon saver

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    WTF dude! So you crash and burn agaaaaaaaain, you're one ridge over from me and you don't say shit? ...............................Tappin my fingers here give me a minute. Had your ass worked on yet? I'm fixin to come over and shove my 9anna half wide in it.

    WTF am I going to do with your ass? Don't make me send LadyHK over there..........Damn Dude. I just don't know what to say, I'd beat your ass but what the point? You'd just lay there and giggle. I'm outa words............fuck! I'm outa dots!
    Be safe.............the night is your friend.

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    Good news is I don’t have to wear the damn boot anymore. Doc says it will still swell up every day, and go down while in bed at night for several months. Its an evulsion fracture, where a chip of bone connected to the tendons breaks loose. It will eventually reconnect itself in a few months. Doc said I chipped of a piece across all 4 of the little piggies. It’s a little sore, but I can get along just fine now. Just gotta keep loosening my shoe laces as it swells during the day. So...all in all, not really worth a ass whooping...plus your right, I just would lay there and giggle.
    "Teach the children quietly
    For someday sons and daughters
    Will rise up and fight while we stood still"

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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    Bacon saver

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    Still don't know what to say..........bone chip. Hmmm, yeah had that once in my ankle. Grew into a mass, two years, two surgeries later. Lost orders to dive school and Diego Garcia! Drunk driver...........
    Be safe.............the night is your friend.

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