I was left a present

[bacpacker]

Wife opened front door last year and right there was a 6'+ black snake spread out. She was ready to move....right then. LOL

[2die4]

Ugh. I had a black snake coiled on my dark basement step. Didn't know what the hell it at the time but I was ready to burn the house down. When I realized the damn thing was aware and looking at me, common sense told me if the thing was agressive it would have bit me already when I waked by it the first time. I shoved it in a box with a broom while reenacting scenes from snakes on plane by swearing so much.

I released it back into the wild.