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    Give him a home, where the buffalo roam, and they make "wood" for his cookin fires all day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kodiak View Post
    I always wondered if a swift kick to the twig and berries would work on a bear...
    So..you DO have a death wish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kodiak View Post
    I always wondered if a swift kick to the twig and berries would work on a bear...
    probably not, but that nerve gas you emitted when we left the Japanese place would.
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    Has been known to look at Izzy's trunk. Stares at the junk in Izzy's trunk. Get it...he's checking out Izzy's trunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by izzyscout21 View Post
    probably not, but that nerve gas you emitted when we left the Japanese place would.
    Im still missing half my eyebrow from the fireball, and I like how Lunchbox backed away from the grill and couldnt even warn a brother
    “The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.” ~ G.K. Chesterton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kodiak View Post
    Im still missing half my eyebrow from the fireball, and I like how Lunchbox backed away from the grill and couldnt even warn a brother
    Stop it now or this Chrysler dealership is gonna see a grown man cry....from laughter of course, but cry nonetheless.

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    I think we pissed those girls off.........then again, the rest of the place didn't look happy either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TEOTWAWKI13 View Post
    Stop it now or this Chrysler dealership is gonna see a grown man cry....from laughter of course, but cry nonetheless.
    Luckily for me, there is noone around.
    Thanks guy's for the laugh
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    Where's the epi?


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    Quote Originally Posted by izzyscout21 View Post
    probably not, but that nerve gas you emitted when we left the Japanese place would.
    And we are thinking about buying up near you guys!! Scary that ya'll would be our MAG!

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    Damn the propane, save the bacon!


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    Lady, you have no idea.
    Be ready now, you won't have that chance later.

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    Where's the epi?


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    In the famous words of Hellboy..............Oh Crap.

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