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    Welcome all the members that I haven't talked to yet.

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    Where's the epi?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddychrist View Post
    *Tightens up back brace and slips on camo crocs*

    Where's the Octagon? Lets go!
    "She puts on her leathers and pulls her hat down just above her eyes and says...bring it on boys...these heels will crush those crocs any day of the week"
    I apologize for nothing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddychrist View Post
    *Tightens up back brace and slips on camo crocs*

    Where's the Octagon? Lets go!

    Quote Originally Posted by ladyhk13 View Post
    "She puts on her leathers and pulls her hat down just above her eyes and says...bring it on boys...these heels will crush those crocs any day of the week"

    What the hell did I walk into?!?!
    RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
    Its fine to have one,
    Its fine to be proud of it,
    But please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around,
    And PLEASE dont try to force it down my children's throats.

    An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormfeather View Post
    What the hell did I walk into?!?!
    I was pondering that myself.........
    WARNING: This post may contain material offensive to those who lack wit, humor, common sense and/or supporting factual or anecdotal evidence. All statements and assertions contained herein may be subject to but not limited to: irony, metaphor, allusion and dripping sarcasm.

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    Welcome new members! Introduce yourselves here

    Quote Originally Posted by izzyscout21 View Post
    I was pondering that myself.........
    Lol she made fun of my crocs and we are just joking. Just some light fun banter, nothing else!

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    At least you hope that's what it is, I mean, you're already suspected of being a girly-man for wearing crocs... I'm sure it would just be straight embarrassing if she whupped ya and proved it for a fact!
    Consilio et animis

    Essayons!

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    Welcome new members! Introduce yourselves here

    Quote Originally Posted by mitunnelrat View Post
    At least you hope that's what it is, I mean, you're already suspected of being a girly-man for wearing crocs... I'm sure it would just be straight embarrassing if she whupped ya and proved it for a fact!
    Right now a month out of surgery I could see she can stand a chance. But... This 6'2" 275Lb disabled firefighter still has a fight in him. As long as I have my back brace ill throw down in the octagon with no remorse!

    That and there would have to be rules, just no punching in the lower spine, don't wanna be paralyzed from a fight. Otherwise lets go!

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    Welcome new members! Introduce yourselves here

    LOL! Trust me, Buddy, you don't know what you're getting yourself into... But hey, it'll be entertaining!

    I'm laying odds 2:1 in her favor. Anyone else want in?
    Consilio et animis

    Essayons!

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    I'd have to go with Lady13. And here's why.

    I was once told by a very old and wise southern gentleman about southern women. And the one thing he told me to remember if nothing else was this.

    ( A southern girl will smile right up to the time she kills you. )

    1- The man was old so I figure he knew what he was talkin' about.
    2- I have to wonder what she'd do to you if she wasn't smiling before she killed you.

    So being what it is and nothing against you Buddy ; but I ain't pissing off no southern lady or betting against her.

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    Where's the epi?


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    Buddy I think you have met your match here. You should really listen to the guys, especially the ones who have met me
    I'm small but mighty and can't be blamed if I can't reach any higher than your lower back. Guess I'll have to bring a stool in order to go eye to eye with ya. But I'm not ascared of you - the bigger they are the harder they fall!

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    Maybe you should just find a new pair of shoes and get it over with? Say "Uncle"?
    I apologize for nothing...

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