I decided to be uber cool and make breakfast this morning. I got up with the kids and allowed my wife the opportunity to sleep in. SLaving away, I finally came up with a palatable offering of bisuits and gravy.

Putting everything on a tray, I walk down the hall to the bedroom, wake my wife and present her with breakfast.

We started talking for a seocnd and I heard a small crash. Kids pulling books off the bookhelf, I think to myself.

Then I hear another, and another.

I ran to the kitchen to see both kids on the floor slayed out......one face down, one on her butt.

They had slipped and fallen multiple time. What the hell is on the floor??? And on the couch.......Jesus, its all over the house!! I think to myself............

Then I see the container.............my first reaction is "Holy shit, I'm droping them off at a church......"

Then I couldnt quit laughing. A WHOLE TUB OF BUTTER.......spread throughout the house.

I think I'll keep em around a little while longer. They are good entertainment.