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    Happy New Year

    Folks I wish you all a Happy, Healthy, and prosperous New Year.
    May God Bless you all.

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    Dear 2019,
    I would personally like to take this time to tell you as a year...you suck.
    May you rot in the pits of whatever you years rot in.
    I hope we never meet, because I will punch you in the balls.
    I bet your mother never liked you either.
    Long live 2020...you have got to be better than that sucky 2019
    "Teach the children quietly
    For someday sons and daughters
    Will rise up and fight while we stood still"

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domeguy View Post
    Dear 2019,
    I would personally like to take this time to tell you as a year...you suck.
    May you rot in the pits of whatever you years rot in.
    I hope we never meet, because I will punch you in the balls.
    I bet your mother never liked you either.
    Long live 2020...you have got to be better than that sucky 2019
    Ok...2020...we need to talk. You know what kind of relationship 2019 and I had.
    When we first met, you said you would take care of me, cherish me, even to love me.
    You promised to keep me far out of harms way, to keep me safe.
    But you lied to me. You hurt my feelings, literally.
    You couldn’t even wait one week, seven measly days, before you took me into your arms and crushed my dreams of a good year.
    You fiendishly waited until the rain had soaked the porch, catching me off guard, and hurling me off the steps, only to leave me lying in a muddy lump of pain.
    So 2020, in less than a week, you broke my foot and damaged the knee 2019 got. So, you have me down, but not out for another 3 months. Why should you care I haven’t been able to walk, jump, happily skip and frolic in the sun, or pleasure my wife for the last 9 months, with another 3 to go.
    2020, you are just like 2019, Hitler, Pelosi, and Stalin. May you rot in the calendar you have chosen to hide in.
    "Teach the children quietly
    For someday sons and daughters
    Will rise up and fight while we stood still"

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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    I'm good . I'm still breathing . Everything else is small potatoes . Just sayin'

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    Wants you to "look at what he's holding tonight".


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    Happy new year.
    "When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes DUTY!" - Thomas Jefferson

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    Happy New Year I sincerely hope 2020 will be better than last year for all of us.

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    Bacon saver

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    Late to THIS party. But according to LadyHK, "we" had quite the party. Long time Navy friend who I raised from a pup showed up with his family and wellllllllll. Let's just say, "it was only about a cup, of this clear liquid made from corn, sugar and yeast." Plus a few Bud light Platinums? In bed by 0200 and up at 0700. Needless to say it took till about 1300 to recover. No headache, just stillllll steamin! Whew! Been a long time since I've been "independent steamin, local op area"......How many times I gotta tell ya? "It's for sippin!"
    Oh, so that's where the term "drunken sailor" came from.
    Be safe.............the night is your friend.

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    He may not where he is but he's standing tall for roll call . Okay maybe with just a slight wobble .

    Run Low Drive On

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    I just hope the liquid you described was purchased legally, with all of the tax stamps intact on the bottle. I sure would be disappointed in you if it turned out to be “illegal hooch” brewed by someone in your neighborhood who was breaking the law by distilling this foul liquid.
    "Teach the children quietly
    For someday sons and daughters
    Will rise up and fight while we stood still"

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domeguy View Post
    I just hope the liquid you described was purchased legally, with all of the tax stamps intact on the bottle. I sure would be disappointed in you if it turned out to be “illegal hooch” brewed by someone in your neighborhood who was breaking the law by distilling this foul liquid.
    Go figure Domey . Keep a sharp eye out for the scoundrel .

    Run Low Drive On

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