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I'm a 47%-ile!!!Originally Posted by izzyscout21
woohoo!!!
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
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I'm with you Sniper !!!! Let's head to the Saloon and I'll buy now that our work's done.
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Hey I resemble that remark.
AIRBORNE !!!
Sounds good Eagle. Already waitin for ya
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
On my way.
I constantly tell my wife when were are out driving around how low my tolerance is for stupid people that are allowed to be out and about! That shit irritates me to no end.
I am me,
I am free,
You can not change me.
If you try, you will see,
That I am unchangeable,
Because I am me.
Work for the paycheck,
Live for the weekend!
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
someone's getting an ass whoopin' today
WARNING: This post may contain material offensive to those who lack wit, humor, common sense and/or supporting factual or anecdotal evidence. All statements and assertions contained herein may be subject to but not limited to: irony, metaphor, allusion and dripping sarcasm.
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