Fun thread: What will you do if the Mayans were right?

[izzyscout21]

This is not a serious thread. It's meant to be fun and have a few laughs.

Post up a short blurb about this subject:


What will you do if the Mayans were right about 2012?


Let the hilarity ensue................

[Sniper-T]

Have a big-assed bonfire with all the stock and bond certificates I have for:

IBM: International Machines of Maya
MAC: Mayan Appended Calanders
USMC: United Society of Maya Calenders
MF: Maya Financial
MS: Mayasoft
MP: Mayapower

If this shit goes down, My portfolio is going to take a serious ass ripping!

lol

[izzyscout21]

I'm going to sacrifice a young virgin to the sun god...........It's the Mayan way.

[Sniper-T]

^
here's one for ya izzy... enjoy!

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh12/cabbagebank/geek.jpg

[The Stig]

Two words: Boob Job

[realist]

Izzy I am disappointed only one?????? I figured maybe a flock or bevy or whatever.....

[msomnipotent]

I am going to open the nice bottle of champagne that I have been saving for a special occasion, and then I am going to tell everyone exactly what I think of them. Stick that in your pantry with your cupcakes, sisters! And another thing....

[ladyhk13]

I am going to open the nice bottle of champagne that I have been saving for a special occasion, and then I am going to tell everyone exactly what I think of them. Stick that in your pantry with your cupcakes, sisters! And another thing....

Hey gal....you got a problem with your sisters here or what?????????????????????? :p How 'bout I just take the cupcakes??

Wait. if the Mayans were right and the world ends on 12/12/12 how are you going to have any notice to do anything? At 12:00 (I guess that would make it 12,12/12/12) everyone would just die and no time for booby jobs or virgins. But what time zone would midnight hit? Hmmmmm.

I say make a Time Capsule full of this year's American Idol (Steven Tylor rocks) and Project Runway so when the aliens come back to earth they know we like music and we have fashion sense!

[LUNCHBOX]

I may look right in my wifes face and say "you know, I was wrong and you were right".....haha.

[Stg1swret]

Seeing as no mater what the cause of the earths demise would bethere will be a little warning, I will be enjoying taking out targets of oppertunity. So many targets, so little time. Cannt let that ammo go to waste.

[realist]

Okay so there are roughly 280+ days left. So 10 cases of wine = 120 bottles, two cases of whiskey = 24 bottles and then the balance of the other stuff, rum, vodka etc. about two cases = 24 bottles so that totals 168 bottles. So I should start drinking around the 24th of June unless I buy more between then and now sooooooooooooooo........... Now in this state there is medicinal.......... nah......well......maybe.....

[eagle326]

I'm going to dress up as a Mayan ruler and sit outside in my Morris rocking chair drinking my Evan Williams. Maybe have a few virgins with me for barter or ----- ; But I hear virgins are hard to find nowadays.
Oh and have all my weapons loaded so as to get in some last minute target practice at all the moving screaming hordes.

Oh hell who am I kidding ; I'll probably fall asleep before midnight as I'm an old fart. Better have some warm milk and cookies and call it a night or end time snack. ;)

[Katrina]

Me? I am gonna dance around telling duh hubs TOLD YA SO! Neenerr, neener, boo boo.........................Not really.

[msomnipotent]

Hey gal....you got a problem with your sisters here or what?????????????????????? :p How 'bout I just take the cupcakes??

Wait. if the Mayans were right and the world ends on 12/12/12 how are you going to have any notice to do anything? At 12:00 (I guess that would make it 12,12/12/12) everyone would just die and no time for booby jobs or virgins. But what time zone would midnight hit? Hmmmmm.

I say make a Time Capsule full of this year's American Idol (Steven Tylor rocks) and Project Runway so when the aliens come back to earth they know we like music and we have fashion sense!

I'm just going to start drinking the night before, ya know, just in case. I hate to be caught off guard.
And my "other" sisters promised me that they would help supervise my daughter's birthday party, and then sat in a corner talking to each other. I was stuck herding a pod of 20 six and seven year olds at Chuck E Cheese. If that doesn't prepare you for the coming chaos, nothing will!

[mitunnelrat]

I'm going to dress up as a Mayan ruler and sit outside in my Morris rocking chair drinking my Evan Williams. Maybe have a few virgins with me for barter or ----- ; But I hear virgins are hard to find nowadays.
Oh and have all my weapons loaded so as to get in some last minute target practice at all the moving screaming hordes.

Oh hell who am I kidding ; I'll probably fall asleep before midnight as I'm an old fart. Better have some warm milk and cookies and call it a night or end time snack. ;)

Might be a good thing to fall asleep first...

I'm going to punch a Mayan in the face!

[eagle326]

Might be a good thing to fall asleep first...

I'm going to punch a Mayan in the face!


Try to remember I'm the fake one with the drink in my hand and rocking chair. :eek:

[GunnerMax]

Dec 12th doesnt worry me. It is what the next "doomsday" event/date will be.

First, the Cold war/nuclear war was going to end everything. Mutual distruction and that shit.
THen Y2K
Now, the mayans finally decided that they didnt need to make a calendar past the year 2012. THen we all panic

I will just wait and see what else will cause our demise.

Until then, on that night, i will probably be asleep at 10pm

[eagle326]

My daughters 28th. B-day is Dec.20th. So we'll probably party the night away and wait for the 21st. As we all are usually up past midnight anyway. Then I can go feed the chickens and start my chores ; AKA honey do list.

[izzyscout21]

I'll declare myself dictator of the world and rule with an Iron fist for my last few minutes.

[ak474u]

I'm worried more about 11/7/12 being TEOTWAWKI than I am 12/21/12. Preps and Bullets are for SHTF, my Bible is for the apocalypse. I'm pretty sure the Mayan calendar ends that day because the first guy who made one ran out of rock to chisel it into, and the people after him that made them, just stopped where the first guy did.

[eagle326]

I'll declare myself dictator of the world and rule with an Iron fist for my last few minutes.

As you wish Sensei

[Patmark]

ILMAO, you guys are too damn funny. The Myans never said anything about 12/21/12 being the end of the world anyhow. They did however write down a few warnings for us because they knew that when one age ends and a new one begins a whole lot of chaos and death result, trouble is because of alot of really stupid and ignorant people all of the information that they left for us to help us through the chaos and destruction that's coming our way was burned up in a giant bonfire. It's really pretty sad when you think about it. I can tell you one thing though about all of the ancient societies and cultures of the world, including the Myans, they were a whole lot smarter than we give them credit for and they knew a whole lot more than most people know about. Now that said, I haven't had a drink in over 20 years but come this December 20th I'm thinking I might have a whole bunch of them, maybe some smoke as well. ;)

PM :cool:

[Gunfixr]

Hmmmm....................
Run the kids off, all I gotta do is tell the 19yr old to go find a virgin, that should keep him busy for quite some time, as he's not into "jailbait".
Send the 13yr old to bed early, don't want to "miss anything" right?
Get me and the wife a few drinks, have a little fun......................

At least if the world doesn't end, I got nothing to answer for later, unlike the rest of you cats.

[eagle326]

Hmmmm....................
Run the kids off, all I gotta do is tell the 19yr old to go find a virgin, that should keep him busy for quite some time, as he's not into "jailbait".
Send the 13yr old to bed early, don't want to "miss anything" right?
Get me and the wife a few drinks, have a little fun......................

At least if the world doesn't end, I got nothing to answer for later, unlike the rest of you cats.

You're married Gunfixr ; You'll always have something to answer for. Just choose your answers carefully!! ;)

[Dropy]

I will sleep, cuz i too am old.

[work in progress]

I may look right into my husband's face and say........"I knew it, damnit! I am always right!"

[mitunnelrat]

Hmmmm....................
Run the kids off, all I gotta do is tell the 19yr old to go find a virgin, that should keep him busy for quite some time, as he's not into "jailbait".
Send the 13yr old to bed early, don't want to "miss anything" right?
Get me and the wife a few drinks, have a little fun......................

At least if the world doesn't end, I got nothing to answer for later, unlike the rest of you cats.

Hmm... It could get a little rough if I have to answer to ALL of the Mayans for punching one of them in face... Maybe I'll just take the easy route, and hit the fake one :D

Sorry eagle, but you told me I'd catch you unawares, and OH is close...

[eagle326]

Hmm... It could get a little rough if I have to answer to ALL of the Mayans for punching one of them in face... Maybe I'll just take the easy route, and hit the fake one :D

Sorry eagle, but you told me I'd catch you unawares, and OH is close...

Have I told you I'm saving some VIRGINS for you ? FREE of course. At least let me finish my drink first. :eek:

[mitunnelrat]

lol, its all good, I don't think I'd actually hit you. I'm essentially non-violent.

and that's probably a good thing since you're saving some virgins for me...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn165/mitunnelrat/nun-motion-clicker.jpg

I might be looking for a drink myself if I take an ass whuppin' like that.

[eagle326]

lol, its all good, I don't think I'd actually hit you. I'm essentially non-violent.

and that's probably a good thing since you're saving some virgins for me...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn165/mitunnelrat/nun-motion-clicker.jpg

I might be looking for a drink myself if I take an ass whuppin' like that.


After seeing that picture ; We'll need more than 1 drink. For medicinal purposes. ;) ;) To numb the pain!!

[TEOTWAWKI13]

I read somewhere that Snooki was gonna deliver her baby sometime just before 12/21, so there's that....

I'll probably put on some Eric Church music, and, you know...'drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke..." Then stand sentry for the idiots in the meth labs on the backside of my road to start acting a fool....

[Grumpy Old Man]

I'll enjoy a nice bottle of Makers Mark, a good cigar and then I will stretch and get loosened up. I will then remove all restrictive clothing, bend over and kiss my ass goodbye!

[Sniper-T]

6 also known as the 'crash position' by the airlines

[mollypup]

Is it the 12th or the 21st? I thought the world was supposed to end on the 21st. If not, then I guess I missed it. I'm so stupid sometimes that I miss the biggest importantest dates of the year. I'll probably totally miss the end of the world on the 12th. Boy! Won't I look even stupider on the 21st!

[eagle326]

Is it the 12th or the 21st? I thought the world was supposed to end on the 21st. If not, then I guess I missed it. I'm so stupid sometimes that I miss the biggest importantest dates of the year. I'll probably totally miss the end of the world on the 12th. Boy! Won't I look even stupider on the 21st!

It's Dec. 21st. Mollypup. And no the world won't end. It may change from what we see today but it won't end as in total destruction. Man will continue on only a lot less probably.

Apocalypse means: The lifting of the veil or The pulling back of the curtain. Basically saying a new age or world from my understanding over time.
Hope this helps.

[Sniper-T]

Really? Dang! I hoped it meant the spontaneous combustion of all non preppers.

guess I should buy some more rice!

[eagle326]

Really? Dang! I hoped it meant the spontaneous combustion of all non preppers.

guess I should buy some more rice!

Originally Sniper you were close ; But they figured if they did it that way we wouldn't have anything to use our ammo and survival techniques on. Soooooooo being the ones that they are decided to add a little flavor to the last chapter and see if those who truly believe in freedom and independence can overcome .

You gotta love it when a plan comes together ; Even if it isn't of our own doing. :D

[Sniper-T]

mmmmmmmm live target practice.... I'm in!

[Gunfixr]

Actually, we already missed it.
That's right, it already happened, and somehow we missed it, got left behind, etc.
You see, the Mayan calendar was written, and finished, well before the beginning of the leap year calendar. It did not account for leap year.
Therefore, since the addition of an extra day every 4 yrs, we have already passed where the Mayan calendar has run out as it was counted, sometime last summer.

So, ya missed it already.

Don't ya just hate when that happens ???

[Katrina]

Darn it I'm always missing out on the good stuff.

[Sniper-T]

just like most new years eve's. it's 11:30, it's 11:45, it's 11:50, it's 11:57, it's 12:04. Doh!

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa99/ghollamb/doh.jpg


so... um... when do we start with the target practice?

[eagle326]

just like most new years eve's. it's 11:30, it's 11:45, it's 11:50, it's 11:57, it's 12:04. Doh!

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa99/ghollamb/doh.jpg


so... um... when do we start with the target practice?

Patience ; Patience Sniper. Relax have some dinner porn ; martini ; cigar ; maybe a little backyard shooting just to keep you loose and dialed in. Dec. will be here when it gets here.

Besides I have to round up the virgins and I think that's gonna take a little time. ;) Not to mention I gotta get that damn Mayan chieftain outfit ! Look at it this way ; If somehow you don't get in any target practice at least you get to take all those virgins home with you. :D