It's a girl!

[msomnipotent]

We had no idea if the wild bobcat we took home with us from our vacation was a boy or girl. The vet confirmed its a 4 month old healthy girl! And it is not bobcat but some sort of Maine Coon mix. I hope it gets large enough to take out our stupid dog.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/msomnipotent/tomah009.jpg

1/10th of a second before the shit storm.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/msomnipotent/tomah011.jpg

This cat is so absurdly long and has such unusual markings that she looks like a poorly drawn cartoon of a cat. And she has already figured out that doorknobs are the way out. Here she is trying to open the back door.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/msomnipotent/tomah015.jpg

She followed my daughter from a farm to our rental house and refused to leave. She even tried to hop in the van (I really do drive a mini van!) and followed us when we tried to leave, screaming and crying the whole way. We asked the farmer for permission to take her, and he was nice enough to offer us a pound of cheese from his dairy cows as well. And she screamed and cried the whole way home. By the way, we live 4 1/2 hours away from where we found her. It was a fun ride. We named her Tomah in honor of where we found her, and because we thought she was a boy.

[ak474u]

Almost anytime a cat has an M on its forehead, it's a Maine coon. My brother's maine coon is 22lbs, the dogs run from him.

[Gearhead]

Our cat weighs 20 pounds, but its all fat. The thing pisses and sheds on everything.

Good luck, my friend!

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[Echo2]

Our cat weighs 20 pounds, but its all fat. The thing pisses and sheds on everything.

Good luck, my friend!

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It's not fat....it's marbleing.....:)

post 1000 BTW

[msomnipotent]

Yey 1000 posts! Funny, too!

[Gearhead]

Gratz, echo!

And no. Its fat.

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[Sniper-T]

MsOmni... you do know that you can lift the tail and see the difference between a boy and girl cat, right?? if you want, I can pm you the details, as this is a family forum. rofl

Nice looking cat, should be a good mouser.And will taste awesome stirfried with a little teryaki!
:)

[Katrina]

MS
Never mind what those (yahoos) people are saying . She is so pretty and looks like she will be a great addition to the household. Bubba was part Maine coon and loved getting in the shower or being around the sink when the water was running. So just watch out , she may take a liking to baths.

[msomnipotent]

I tried looking to see. Did you ever try checking a fully clawed cat that doesn't know you? Plus, it looks like she has extra parts. Our friend has boy cats and couldn't tell what she was, either. She looks different from my cat, but then again, I don't go walking around staring at cat ass all day. My other cat is spayed and has a butt full of fur to hide things. This kitten kind of lets it all hang out there.

I read that Maines liked water. She doesn't seem afraid of it, but my daughter tried to get her in the bath tub and it was a no-go.

[JustAPrepper]

Don't feel bad. When I was a teenager I got a kitten from a friend. Named it Skeeter-Joe. The night it had kittens it was quickly renamed Skeeter-Mae. :p

[Taz Baby]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552765_166704426791537_782334662_n.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/1157192722439.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/Cupofcat.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/tinkerbell-1.jpg

[msomnipotent]

LOL!

[ladyhk13]

Sniper dude...I cannot wait until I meet you FTF for all of the mean kitty things you say here. I swear you do it just to make me get onto you. I am so going to punch you in the arm!!!!!


MsOmni... you do know that you can lift the tail and see the difference between a boy and girl cat, right?? if you want, I can pm you the details, as this is a family forum. rofl

Nice looking cat, should be a good mouser.And will taste awesome stirfried with a little teryaki!
:)

[Sniper-T]

No offence intended LH. Cats are good for many things!

hours of entertainment...

http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg561/sicsempertyrannosaurusrex/Reaction%20GIFs/Positive%20GIFs/Catwithshoes.gif

Breakfast:
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk196/ZoNEE79/ghg.jpg

Lunch:
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/ok_okay_fine/Caturday%20Pics/cat-food.jpg

Dinner:
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m227/drnkinbudy/Cat_Food.jpg

:)

[Sniper-T]

and they're so versitile!

Stuffed:
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s119/ThisIsBluey/dinner.jpg

Stirfried:
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l19/scoop5577/catsfordinner.jpg

Bar-B-Qued (grilled):
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s192/kkdawg_24/CATFORDINNER.jpg

Cocktails:
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc245/akira4646/Dinnercat.jpg

pot roast:
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj160/spideysplat/funny_cat_pictures_086.jpg

[Sniper-T]

Microwaved:
http://i1041.photobucket.com/albums/b418/PuffedMica/KAT4DINNER.jpg

Slow cooker:
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t62/biancaphillips/Polaris_crockpot.jpg
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p29/moozon/funny/Funny%20Cats/whats_for_dinnere_cat_picloserscom.jpg

Skillet:
http://i1037.photobucket.com/albums/a455/yertle9/Webster%20the%20Virtual%20Cat/4th%20of%20July%20menu/IMG_4030.jpg

instant:
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/jrzgrl0520/catdinner.jpg

[Sniper-T]

Although I may have to cut down a little. I don't seem to be digesting them that well anymore:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/Midget101_101/cat.jpg

Poor little guy:
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o285/jane_doe_102/FUNNY/cat.jpg

That little adventure, just made him angry:
http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr91/Mjr162006/Funny/Cat.gif

Unfortunately, he took it out on the dog:
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h67/mekagiannis/Funny/funny.jpg

I think in the future, I'll just stick with the smaller, popcorn sized ones:
http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/Untitled.jpg

[msomnipotent]

I think the one kicking the pit bull has to be the funniest picture of all time. My cats beat my dog relentlessly. Good. She deserves it. And it entertains me immensely.

[ladyhk13]

Sniper dude I am laughing so hard I am about in tears!!!!!!! I so needed that. It's been such a bad couple of weeks the funnies lifted my heart. Thank you so much. Whenever I am down I'll come back to this thread and laugh all over again. ;)

[Gearhead]

Sniper-T: lolCatMan

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[Katrina]

lady I'll hold him down and you whack him on the arm. (But they were funny pix)

[Sniper-T]

Maybe Sniper-T: Anti-CatMan

lol
glad you guys like them. I had fun searching for them

[msomnipotent]

Well, the charm has been stripped. I was just telling the vet yesterday how well the kitten behaves and I woke up this morning to leaves and dirt all over my floor. I brought in my moringa oleifera because the nights are too cool for it, and she tore it up. All the bottom branches are either stripped or gone and half of the dirt is out of the container. Five minutes later, she tried to claw out my daughter's eye. She was just playing, and the eye is fine. Then she clawed up my leg and ripped my shirt. IT BEGINS....

[Sniper-T]

get a squirt bottle. start with water for correcting bad behaviour, and progress up to bbq sauce for basting if necessary. :)

[msomnipotent]

As a matter of fact, I just unearthed a super soaker in the basement yesterday.

[Sniper-T]

^
bwahahahahaha

[ladyhk13]

I'm so glad my kitty is well behaved...ok except when the dog gets to close and she stands on her back legs and chases the thing across the room swatting at the dogs rear end. But she has no claws so it's just funny...no pain involved.

[msomnipotent]

My husband wants her declawed, but I am against it. My other cat has her front declawed and she brings live mice for me to dispose of. I am hoping this kitten will be a better mouser and do it herself. I wish we didn't live so close to the stables.

[Echo2]

get a squirt bottle. start with water for correcting bad behaviour, and progress up to bbq sauce for basting if necessary. :)

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZW8Qun9tVzuLha4Iy8aNCWhsKwyVcg ukT1OXxC40C0fZYxjsptA

[ladyhk13]

^are you a friend of Sniper's????

[msomnipotent]

A shot gun messed up my back. Imagine what a fire hose would do! You would probably have to peel me off of the ceiling.

[Echo2]

What's the point of having a cat if you can't torment it?

A dog looks at you as part of the family....

A cat looks at you as part of the staff.

[ladyhk13]

You own dogs....cats own you.

[msomnipotent]

I think I just got the last laugh. I just scheduled her spay for tomorrow morning.

[Sniper-T]

^are you a friend of Sniper's????



I thought we were all friends here???

[ladyhk13]

I thought we were all friends here???

We are Sniper Dude!!!! You know you are my bestie :)

[Sniper-T]

;)



when you're getting her spayed, you should also get her tattooed. maybe a nice little anchor with a 'mom' under it... or a barb wire bracelet. Just don't go with a tramp stamp... too many kittens have them already!

lol

[msomnipotent]

And here I thought sportin' a microchip was getting a little too mainstream. Now I have to ponder tramp stamp kitties.

And now I will name my next girl band Tramp Stamp Kitties. Unless Sniper beats me to it.

[Sniper-T]

I don't have an all girl band, although I have had one once in the past :eek: ;)

I think it is an awesome name MsOmni... go for it!

[Katrina]

If you decide to try and train her with the water pistol, just make sure it startles her. Eery time dh grabbed the water gun , Bubba just stood there and laughed at him.

[msomnipotent]

Yeah, I am going to have that problem. She isn't afraid of water at all. She won't go jumping into the tub, but she doesn't mind being splashed. Yeah, I splashed my cat! So what!

I had an awesome little orange tabby that turned the squirt gun into a battle of wills. Or a test of skill, whichever you prefer. It was "How far can I go and still jump out of the way of the squirt gun". A super soaker solved that, but ruined a cheap table. I say it was a win/win at the time.

[ladyhk13]

Heck, I had a cat that loved water. My son took her into the pool on a boogie board with him and I took her into the shower with me.

[Echo2]

Cats....they better be glad they don't look like a opossum.....cause no one would put up with that attitude from something non cute.

[Sniper-T]

[QUOTE=msomnipotent;40984]Yeah, I am going to have that problem. She isn't afraid of water at all. ...QUOTE]

Then you need to sour it a little. add something to it that she won't like... a little hot sauce? maybe some vinegar? It doesn't have to be full strength, but just having to lick some vinegar water off her fur might give her pause when she sees the squirt gun.

How do you make a cat bark?

If necessary... escalate it. work your way up to a can of ether and a bic lighter! :eek:

Woof!

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac201/LadyKira13/my%20cat%20obsession/untitled.jpg

And just for fun:
http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/x433/Raysonly/big_5044946.gif

[msomnipotent]

I do have a can of aerosol hairspray that puts out a pretty good flame with a lighter. Don't ask me how I know.

And now that you mention it Echo, yeah, they are pretty lucky. Possums look so creepy, especially with those beady little night eyes staring back at me. I know they are just waiting until I fall asleep to eat my face!

[Grumpy Old Man]

Did someone mention possums and cats? Have I got one for you.

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/Possum.jpg

[Sniper-T]

I think I would prefer that one^

Over this one v

http://i45.tinypic.com/9zy7vl.jpg

[Twitchy]

Heck, I had a cat that loved water. My son took her into the pool on a boogie board with him and I took her into the shower with me.

Not sure I would trust anything with really big claws in the shower with me...

[Dropy]

It's not fat....it's marbleing.....:)

post 1000 BTW


Mmmmmm Marbleing..... i have recipes..

[ladyhk13]

Sniper - Not funny about the fire thing but LOVE the dancing one!!! I know you put that up for me so I wouldn't yell about the fire, right?
MsO - You wouldn't dare!
Grumps - Kind of like the lady calling her cat in without her glasses, huh?
Sniper - My vet has one of those hairless cats. The skin feels sooooooo weird but the cat is as loving as can be so ya kind of get over it real fast since it wants to be petted non stop.
Twitchy - She loved the water so it wasn't bad except for when she was still a kitten and her claws were razer sharp since she liked to sit on my shoulder so she would try to climb up my let if I didn't lift her up fast enough to her liking. Very strange cat indeed but very clean.
Dropy - I think I'm going to have to separate you from Sniper and Echo since they seem to be having a bad influence on you! All of you go to your own rooms. Oh wait...you already are. Crap.

[Echo2]

You need to understand....I am extremely allergic to felines....the slightest scratch from the foul beast will raise a whelp on me that will itch for a couple days....if I touch one and then touch my face....my eyes will swell and itch.....at least until the sneezing starts.

That....and I cant get over the look they give every so often like...."if I was a little bigger....I'd eat you"

[ladyhk13]

^But they are so sweet to people who are nice to them. Got all my girls declawed since they never go outside and no problem with scratches. For allergies there are always meds. My mom is really allergic but is a cat lover so she took shots for years but now she just has to take a pill once in a while.

[Echo2]

Sorry....I will not medicate myself to have a pet that will let the zombies walk in.

I have known some interesting cats....but all of them at some point in time have bit the hand that feeds.....in my eyes that is unacceptable.

To each their own though....just not my thing.

Cat folks vs dog folks is like .45 vs 9mm....no wrong answer.....just preference.

[ladyhk13]

^LOL! That's too funny...I guess MsO is going to have to put up some pics of her girl killing the dog for ya!

[Sniper-T]

LOL... What a great thread!

Lady, I put up the nicest fire picture that I could find, and yeah, the dancing one was just for you! lol

Nice analogy Echo, that pretty much sums it up, although some people are in a split camp. I have both a cat and a dog. right now only a 9mm, but can appreciate a .45 as well.

A cat is one of the few pets that truly has the ability to feed itself, and they multiply fast enough that you can always have fresh young tender meat.
:eek:

[Sniper-T]

...Sniper - My vet has one of those hairless cats. The skin feels sooooooo weird but the cat is as loving as can be so ya kind of get over it real fast since it wants to be petted non stop...

This is only because they have no hair!

"I'm So.oo.ooo Co.oo.oold!"

:)

[Sniper-T]

http://i.imgur.com/2P6fy.gif

[ladyhk13]

^That was cute. See, look how much fun ya can have with cats! They give hours and hours of laughs!

[Grumpy Old Man]

I love cat "fishing". Take any fishing rod and attach one of those soft cat toy mice to the end of the line. Cast it toward the cat and start reeling. It's great entertainment! Laser pointers are fun too!

[Sniper-T]

cat's are good for so many things. grand father clock, anyone?

http://i.imgur.com/zVY7p.gif

tick tock tick tock

[ladyhk13]

Laser pointers are fun too!

They are a blast!! They work great out in the yard for the dogs too. Stupid mutts they keep biting at it like they are going to get something.

[ladyhk13]

cat's are good for so many things. grand father clock, anyone?

http://i.imgur.com/zVY7p.gif

tick tock tick tock

OMG!!! ROTFLMAO!! That is just too funny. Poor kitty, look at her face she probably can't breath!! He has his hands wrapped so tight around her. But her little legs are in perfect motion with her tail. I just can't stop laughing...these white cats look like one I had named Spooky - I had to put her down last year but I loved her so much.

[msomnipotent]

cat's are good for so many things. grand father clock, anyone?

http://i.imgur.com/zVY7p.gif

tick tock tick tock

You are getting sleepy....very sleepy....

[izzyscout21]

cat's are good for so many things. grand father clock, anyone?

http://i.imgur.com/zVY7p.gif

tick tock tick tock


"Kill me now. Please."
-- Cat

[ladyhk13]

^All they can think of is how dorky some of their owners are. My son was (ok and dh too) so mean to my kitty,,,they would put a rubber band around her mouth and she had to take her little paws and try to pry it off. Bad humans. They of course thought it was amusing to watch. I think it's a man thing.

[Echo2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf_IIbT8HGk&feature=related

[Willie51]

^Very good one Echo! :)

[ladyhk13]

Echo that was wonderful!! I love the GOOD KITTY stuff. They are so funny and make me laugh. Great job in posting something that does not include putting cats on fire or eating them :)

[Echo2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kslv7l75jQ

[ladyhk13]

^Echo you are a sick puppy. Time to go to your room. :p

[Echo2]

^you mean you didn't laugh at all over that?

[ladyhk13]

maybe only a teenie weenie bit but the cat looks like a cat I had until this past year named Bubbles. I've had lots of cats....

[Sniper-T]

http://media.fukung.net/images/820/emocat.jpg

[Willie51]

:rolleyes:
^you mean you didn't laugh at all over that?

Echo, I don't know about LandyHK, but I spit coffee all over my desk and almost fell outta my chair laughing, especially when he flew it at the cows. I wonder what they thought, seeing a flying cat swooping down out of the sky!!! :) :rolleyes:

[Sniper-T]

I've seen it before, but it still made me smile. It's certainly a 'unique' way to preserve your memory of your pet

[ladyhk13]

Shower kitty! Poor thing doesn't have a happy face! Where's her smile? My Luna Tuna Head would have been doing flips to be in the water! Happy happy joy joy!

[Echo2]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsYyfUE6dSFWENXKzdhXfhaXc5H4jt5 321Ao0oCIoJiAc5TODR

LOL....:)

[Sniper-T]

Bath time...

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/CATS/0f624b40449c69a314f943aab5e39491.gif

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/CATS/funny-gif-cat-bath-tub.gif

[ladyhk13]

I think someone threw her from the other side of the bathroom :)

[Echo2]

google images for "free cat"

[ladyhk13]

I'm afraid...................very afraid. I think it's a trap set by you and Sniper. I think I'll have Mikey do it.

[Echo2]

Yeah....if you didn't like the deer.....you won't like the free cat....:)

[ladyhk13]

I knew it was a trap!!!

[Echo2]

did you look?

[izzyscout21]

did you look?

that's wrong on so many levels........:rolleyes:

[ladyhk13]

did you look?

Heck no, and now that I saw Izzy's response I'm glad!!!!!

[izzyscout21]

Heck no, and now that I saw Izzy's response I'm glad!!!!!

I had mixed emotions......two of which were a chuckle and a wretching feeling

[msomnipotent]

I also had a chuckle and a wretching feeling when I woke up and saw this again.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/msomnipotent/bow171.jpg

I had just scrubbed the floor and cleaned up from the last potted plant attack. I don't think the plant will make it.

I can't believe how big she is already. She grew a pound since we brought her home 3 weeks ago. She is almost the size of our 7 year old cat now.

[izzyscout21]

that plant is a goner........

[Sniper-T]

...I can't believe how big she is already. She grew a pound since we brought her home 3 weeks ago. ....

It is amazing how much nutrician is in a potted plant. Keep feeding her those, and she's going to be huge!

better get her busy exercising, or she's going to turn into a chubbo!

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/CATS/l_971b52fa2f914065a221b8fde4b4b630.gif

[Grumpy Old Man]

For MsO

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/doom-its-coming.jpg

[ladyhk13]

I also had a chuckle and a wretching feeling when I woke up and saw this again.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/msomnipotent/bow171.jpg

I had just scrubbed the floor and cleaned up from the last potted plant attack. I don't think the plant will make it.

I can't believe how big she is already. She grew a pound since we brought her home 3 weeks ago. She is almost the size of our 7 year old cat now.

But look how cute she is!!!! You can't stay mad at that face! Try putting pine combs all around the plant like you would mulch. Most cats don't like it because they are prickly. Sorry about your plant but maybe you can save it with some fertilizer and love???
Dang she's cute!!!!

[Sniper-T]

If not pine cones, then Caltrops!!!

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn316/rommette/Caltrop.jpg

tip them with arsenic!

Or razor wire around the plants

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee27/zxfallenxz/RazorWire.jpg

Or... LAND MINES!!!!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e338/dynastythegreatest019/Mine.jpg

;)

[piranha2]

rofl
Sniper, you da man.

[msomnipotent]

I am fresh out of land mines and saving the last of my Caltrops for a special occasion, so I think I will just cut some card board to cover the dirt and call it a day.

[Sniper-T]

^
That was the other suggestion I was going to make, but ran out of time. Wow! great minds think alike, eh?

rofl!

Be careful though... I heard that there is a chemical in cardboard that cats react to and it makes them... let's say, unpredictable!

http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr221/zanespal/bad_cat.jpg

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll54/DJBUKET/BACKOFF.gif

[ladyhk13]

I am fresh out of land mines and saving the last of my Caltrops for a special occasion, so I think I will just cut some card board to cover the dirt and call it a day.
Ya want me to mail you some pinecombs? We have lots here I can collect for you.

[Sniper-T]

Ah... at long last, a true picture of LH's short bus...


http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5279089_460s.jpg

[msomnipotent]

We have discovered the joys of the little red laser toy yesterday. None of my cats have ever been even slightly amused by it, but the kitten loves it unconditionally. I tried it on my older cat, Hailey, first. Nothing but a sourpuss look. "Ohhhh, foolish old woman. Your silly little red dot does not amuse me for I have assembled a laser of my own.. one which will take over the world with the slightest of ease...all while I have retired indefinitely to your basement to protest the arrival of your precious little kitten. Now prepare the ray!!!"

I managed to make the kitten run into the vacuum cleaner and jump on the dog's back today, so my work here is done.

[ladyhk13]

Ah... at long last, a true picture of LH's short bus...


http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5279089_460s.jpg

Now that is finally what it really looks like...Yup, that's me in the drivers seat. AND I can finally see over the dashboard. Yahoo!

[Echo2]

LINGO IS HARSH.....SKIP IF IT OFFENDS YOU.....THIS IS WHY i LIKE DOGS....:)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/dog_paradox/1.png

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/dog_paradox/2.png

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/dog_paradox/3.png

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/dog_paradox/4.png

[Echo2]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/dog_paradox/5.png

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/dog_paradox/6.png

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/dog_paradox/7.png

[bacpacker]

Thank You Echo. We now understand our dog much better now. :)

[Evolver]

Too damn funny!!! I just spent an hr going threw all 11 pages and had some good chuckles.