awesome! They are all inside right now, so I've got a little time to finish my coop
awesome! They are all inside right now, so I've got a little time to finish my coop
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Originally Posted by izzyscout21
Pity the poor critters who try to sneak into Izzy's booby trapped chicken compound. He shall lay waste to all who try and breech his A.O.
Many years from now tales of the mighty Chicken Guardian Sir Izzy Scout shall ring thru out the land of his mighty and stealthy deeds done by this deadly warrior to protect his flock. He shall stand as a symbol to all who have flocks to aspire to be as him.
Many shall try ; but only a few brave shall achieve.
Raise a glass in toast to Sir Izzy Scout !!! ; Protector of the flock and Scourge to all who test him.
Last edited by eagle326; 04-03-2013 at 12:28 AM.
meh!
I'll put $5.00 on the raccoons, cats and foxes!
lol
Just kidding bud! That's awesome. Post some pics!
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
Pity the poor critters who try to sneak into Izzy's booby trapped chicken compound. He shall lay waste to all who try and breech his A.O.
Many years from now tales of the mighty Chicken Guardian Sir Izzy Scout shall ring thru out the land of his mighty and stealthy deeds done by this deadly warrior to protect his flock. He shall stand as a symbol to all who have flocks to aspire to be as him.
Many shall try ; but only a few brave shall achieve.
Raise a glass in toast to Sir Izzy Scout ; Protector of the flock and Scourge to all who test him.
I do think we just had an EPIC post!
And so the legend was born. In the year of our Lord the spring of 2013 came a ghostly figure as if gliding upon the mist that covered the land. Now even the mighty owl could not pick up his movements as he approached the site where he would build his fortress for his flock. Silently in the pre- dawn morning his mind already working thru the mission ahead.
Many a man wondered where he learned the tools of the trade ; but none ever dared to question.Silently he peered at the landscape before him deciding where to build his compound. It came to be such a place where he could see far and wide as if he were on heaven high looking down upon his domain.
And so ; moving forth with the quietness of death itself he laid down his marker and laid claim to the future home of his flocks abode.
^^LMAO^^
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And the Legend was born.
Damn Eagle, you got talent.
And so it was. The forest looked down upon this honest and noble warrior and said unto him ; We shall give forth unto you the material you need for your safe haven and thou shall erect a safe and comfortable realm in which your flock shall thrive. Being the humble servant that he was ; He could not take without giving back to those who had hence gave unto him.
And so the pact was born. As they would provide material for shelter. Sir Izzy would protect and nurture the growth of them who provided for him. For he knew that with- in their realm they could give him the power to become invisible to those of the outside world.
Hence forth ; with the pact sealed Izzy set forth to begin laying the foundation of his chicken nation.
Last edited by eagle326; 04-03-2013 at 01:28 AM.
I'm going to have to inscribe that onto stone tablets and put them outside the coop. LOL
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acquired a threaded barrel for my G26
They say that the cockroaches will be the last creature alive on this earth.
I intend on being the last person alive still stomping cockroaches.
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